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A few weeks ago I took a “mental health day” from work after a particularly rough night with my mom. I caught up on some much needed sleep, then took my place at my desk to do a little bit of work.
My cats are usually pretty good about recognizing when I need love and cuddles, but they are also notorious for streaking through the house after each other and wrestling until someone yelps or something gets knocked over. Since I got Slimmy a year and a half ago, the two have grown quite attached to each other. The one time they’ve been separated in that time, Slim cried and cried for Romeo. When Slim locked himself in the bathroom, Romeo roamed the house yowling. In short, they love each other very much.
So I’m sitting there at my desk working, and when I turn my chair to get up I see the two of them about a foot from my feet with the little one mounted on top of the bigger one, humping his non-existent brains out. And Romeo is just sitting there, totally nonplussed. WHILE SLIM HUMPS HIM.
Little did I know that their love was more than brotherly.
I shoved them with one foot to try and…disengage them, but Slim initally only loosened his bite on the scruff of Romeo’s neck. Another nudge and a loud “Gross! Quit that!” sent Slim running, but the damage was done.
I busted my cats making sweet sweet gay love. As CKB said when I told him what I’d seen, “you know they’re doing that all the time when you aren’t around!”
Yes, I know. And now I have the mental picture and psychological scarring to prove it.
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Ya know? I can honestly say I’ve never seen cats going at it… and I don’t really want to. Does he also hump your leg? Now that I’d like to see!
No, thank god. But the fat one sometimes sits on my face when I’m sleeping…
CAme by from Livit and I have a trisexual dog so put that on your mental etch a sketch and all it’s available possiblities.. meaning he tries ANY thing lol
Wow, you win. Thanks for stopping by!
I think it’s romantic. You should have a gay pup wedding for them!
Can you imagine trying to corral (herd?) cats for a wedding. *shudders*
when I was young our cat would hump the crap out of my sisters cabbage patch doll.
I guess I led a sheltered childhood…I didn’t know cats humped things like that.
Hahaha!
Oh, no! That is just wrong!
Bwhahahaha!
So so so so wrong.
i used to have a german shepherd, and he used to hump my twenty pound russian blue kitteh. pets can be so… inappropriate.
Wow…how did he not squash the cat (even at 20 lbs)? Seriously.
hahahahaha just precious!
Preciously gross maybe ;)
I LOL’d at the title of your post…”meowtain”…too cute. I imagine that would be horrifying to witness considering that cats often seem to be so…innocent…I’ve seen dogs hump before but never cats…LMAO!
I had a cat when I was younger that always humped a stuffed dog that my brother had. We made a game of it. He became very hostile when we tried to take it away. It was funny as hell.
and I once came across an article, titled “How to tell if your cat is gay”….I thought it was a stupid joke….but maybe there was some truth to it. :p
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